Crow learns how painful it can be to confuse a
Thawmaster and a Thighmaster. The audience learns just how far we'll go for
stupid wordplay.
Segment One:
Things with the Observers have deteriorated, what with Pearl in
prison and Bobo about to be dissected. Pearl asks Mike for a distraction, which
the Nanites provide, and takes one of the Observers' brains hostage. Mike blows
up the Observers world, upping his planet destruction count to 2.
Segment Two:
Crow makes a Tickle Me Carlo Lombardi doll, based on a saggy,
lubricious character from this week's film, The She Creature. It attacks Mike,
naturally.
Segment Three:
Pearl has escaped the Observer's planet with Bobo and one of the Brain
Guys in tow. She tries to get them to sing a round of Row Row Row Your
Boat, but finds out that Bobo is too stupid. They get a flat and Bobo
jumps out, falling to the surface of a new planet below.
Segment Four:
Mike tries out his Lance Fuller acting technique, based on the
non-acting of the lead character of The She Creature. This makes sense when you
see the film and realize that Lance Fuller is a horrible, horrible actor.
Segment Five:
Mike and the 'Bots try to guess what the question mark at the end
of the film stood for. Meanwhile, Pearl taunts Mike because she's got the
Observer on her side, an all-powerful being who, for some reason, obeys her every
command.
Observer. No more clown white, an evil invention. It takes roughly 1300
scrubbings with Lava soap to get the crap out of your skin. By the time you're
done, your skin isn't so much red as it is gone. You can see the musculature that
covers your face. You must go into hiding for weeks until new flesh begins to
grow and fill in. There are many good reasons not to become a clown (i.e.,
they're evil, wholly unfunny creatures in league with the Man-goat), and
clown white is at the top of the list.
