Crow claims he's a space child because he has
replaced his normal inanimate eyes with glowing balls. His "Supreme Leader"
orders him to enslave Mike, Tom and Gypsy, but he can't get it together and
naturally, they remain un-enslaved.
Segment One:
It's Lawgiver Daze! Pearl Forrester forces her simian charges to
honor her with lame floats and lifeless parades. Professor Bobo, uncomfortable
doing any of it, ends up kneeling before her begging to be killed. I think we've
all been there!
The S.O.L. has been ordered to make baked goods for the event. Servo goes over
board, making way too many funny sounding, ethnic folded pastries. Crow makes a
mile-high meringue pie that is actually a mile high! Believe
it...or not.
Segment Two:
Mike goes about thinking he's funny again by dressing up as the
"Gesture Professor", a strange character from The Mole People who is not only
mostly bald but dabbles in weird gesticulations, a deadly combo. The 'Bots have
to talk Mike down. It's sad.
Segment Three:
Servo tries his hand at a Gordon Lightfootian sea epic, but can't
get his guitar in tune. Sounds like a thin premise until you actually see the
sketch. It's dynamite!
Segment Four:
Crow, in the spirit of archeology (if there is such a thing) digs through
the crust of the Satellite and finds evidence of an earlier "him." Crow's
weird.
Segment Five:
Mike pops the floorboards and finds a couple of "Pale Day
Players", as we call them, creatures who live beneath the surface of the Earth.
On Earth, the apes give Lawgiver the gift of a mute hunk named Howard (played
with chilling accuracy by Robert Smith, not of The Cure but of the Minnesota
Vikings. I've been this close to him and he's quite beautiful. More
about that below).
