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Movie: The Projected Man:
Our second SciFi season stampedes to a start with a rip-roaring
tale of politics in the grant-making world!
Overcoming a crippling lack of screen presence, a scientist
named Paul has very nearly perfected technology that will allow
the world to transport mice from one side of laboratory to
another. His boss Mr. Blanchard wants him to fail; something
having to do with blackmail by a guy with the largest eyebrows
in Europe. Accordingly, Blanchard sabotages a demonstration in
front of a Teutonic dignitary named Lembach who controls
mouse-transporting funding decisions; in a hasty rage, Paul
tries to project himself into his boss's dining room and messes
up. He becomes sort of a half-something, maybe it's a rat now
that I think of it, but I wouldn't worry about it too much if I
were you. Whatever he is, he has big teeth and even more
pockmarks than before.
So, he starts killing people even though he still seems like
sort of a rational guy. His old girlfriend (also a pale
scientist; everyone in this movie is a pale scientist or a pale
grant-making bureaucrat) tries to talk him out of it, as does his
lab assistant, but they're too busy falling in what passes in
England for love to make much of an impact on his spiral into
the pits of semi-rat hell. He's dead by the end, and you know
what? I was basically fine with that.
— Paul Chaplin
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Prologue:
The crew careens through another wormhole, and after some
trepidation as to where they're gonna end up this time, they
find themselves back on present-day Earth. "We can see Ethan
Hawke movies again!"
Segment 1:
Pearl, Bobo, and Brain Guy are moving into an old castle, a
castle which Pearl finds strangely familiar. There's an organ;
she plays it expertly, with the SOL folks clapping in baseball
park unison. Then, of course, she sends them a movie.
Segment 2:
The 'Bots "project" various treasured items of Mike's into some
sadly unspecified location, never to return. (It's hard to avoid
the conclusion that they're just being mean.)
Segment 3:
On the SOL, Mike on the phone tries to get Lembach to stay (it
has to do with the movie). In the castle, Pearl discovers a
book, an ancient history of her family: "I have a feeling I'm on
to something here, Nelson. Some power, some force beyond my
control. And it doesn't look good for you!"
Segment 4:
Crow gets the touch of death and kills Mike - or does he!?
Segment 5:
On the SOL, Mike turns down Servo's grant request and okays
Crows poorly-conceived one. This upsets Servo, as you can
imagine. In the castle, Pearl exults in her newfound castle;
Bobo and Brain Guy march and chant. Stinger: The former
girlfriend: "Lembach is staying in London for another few days!"
Stinger:
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