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Movie Summary  Movie: The Starfighters:  This film chronicles the lives, loves, and laughs of three young fighter pilots in the Air Force. This movie is sort of a combination of Top Gun and Air Force evangelism, all without Tom Cruise. Sad, really. There's about thirteen hours of jets refueling in midflight, and you wont want to miss a minute, so be sure to take the phone off the hook and let the cat out, and settle in for some juicy, nonstop refueling. But use a spoon—you'll want to get every drop. — Mary Jo Pehl Host Segments  Prologue:  Crow tries to log onto the Information Superhighway. His infonet address: crow@biteme.com.  Segment 1:  In Deep 13, Frank and Forrester have cranial ports. On the Satellite of Love, Mike, Crow, and Servo hark their big bold barbecue sauce, Cowboy Mike's Ricochet Barbecue Sauce. It's bold.  Segment 2:  Crow and Servo refuel (which looks ever so slightly, obscene) when finally someone comes through on the tech support.  Segment 3:  Servo and Crow attempt to debrief Mike; they are successful.  Segment 4:  The United Servo Academy Men's Chorus directed by the United Servo Academy Men's Choral Director Vice Brigadier Sir Thomas "Bullhead" Servo.  Segment 5:  Crow gets onto the Information Superhighway and joins in a game of boogers. In Deep 13, Frank and Forrester share thoughts via their cranial ports.  Stinger:  Flirtatious elbow. Really! Reflections This movie features a young, whiter-than-white Bob Dornan, the very super ultraconservative congressman from California who hates everything and everybody, and announced his presidential bid in 1995. Bob, known as "B-1 Bob" for his undying support of that multi-billion-dollar dark and beautiful angel of death, enjoys a reputation for combining the political skills of Senator Joe McCarthy, Benito Mussolini. and Satan. I think the only reason that he is continually elected is that no one ever gets to see him in action on the floor of the House. Tune in C-SPAN whenever there's legislation that affects such vague categories as family values or homosexuality. He'll get his turn to speak, and I think you'll enjoy the pungent scent of brimstone in the air and you might just pick out the whispery ghost of Roy Cohn. — Kevin Murphy