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Movie Summary  Movie: Outlaw: The real highlight of this baby is Jack Palance in a stunning array of goofy hats. A rather unappealing hero, Cabot, and his quite loathsome sidekick, Watney, travel through a time portal (sans any special effects whatsoever) and end up in Koruba in the land of Gor, where Cabot's girlfriend, the tawny Telana, lives. Telana's dad is the king of Koruba and he's married to the evil queen Laura, who kills him with the help of high priest Xeno, played by Jack Palance. Cabot is framed for the murder and escapes to the desert with a new sidekick, a little blonde fellow. The queen sends a bounty hunter after Cabot, but Cabot is determined to put things right and stop the queen's slave trafficking, among other things. Jack dies, the queen dies, Cabot lives, Cabot liberates Koruba and becomes king of this Eighties art-directed little pseudo-Sumerian kingdom. — Mary Jo Pehl Host Segments  Prologue:  Mike, Crow, and Servo roughhouse, and after Servo gets caught in the ceiling he says everyone has to go home now.  Segment 1:  The Mads perfect the Time Machine. Mike, Servo, and Crow, are big, buttery slabs of Fabio!  Segment 2:  Mike shows Crow, and Servo his theater scrap-book and some highlights from his acting career. One word: sailor suit.  Segment 3:  Mike, Servo, and Crow salute the movie with their song, "Tubular Boobular." It's moundular, glandular, bunular fun for a girl and a boy!  Segment 4:  The gang reads excerpts from Jack Palance's autobiography. There's a whole chapter on Tango & Cash.  Segment 5:  Crow, Servo, and Tom relive the cornucopia of hinder shots from the movie. In Deep l3, Frank and Forrester dance.  Stinger:  The bad lady in the film says "You disgusting worm!" and sounds just like Judy Tenuta. Reflections Cabot? Cabot!? Cabot! Cabot hath returned, my darling! Cabot! Cabot!? Cabot! Cabot! Cabot? Cabot?! Cabot! Cabot! — Mary Jo Pehl Right about this time we stopped doing invention exchanges. Let's face it, Joel was the gizmocrat, the one who brought that invention exchange spirit on board. And Mike? Well, let's put it this way. Mike is not an inventor. Creative, yes, artistic, sure. Innovative, clever, resourceful, all of these and more. But the sight of a screwdriver puts him in a cold sweat. He used to hire kids to build his car models. I had to explain to him what a lawn mower does. We wrote the instructions on how to change the toilet paper roll right on the wall so he wouldn't be embarrassed. Mike is many things, but he is not a tinkerer. — Kevin Murphy