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Movie: Hercules:
Joseph E. Levine presents the bohunkular, demigodular Steve
Reeves in yet another Hercules movie. Taking broad liberties
with mythology, Hercules and young Ulysses search for Jason and
the Golden Fleece. And, of course, who can forget the twenty
minute dancing girl sequence? Hercules rides off into the sunset
with lady love Yolae.
— Mary Jo Pehl
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Prologue:
It's casual day on the Satellite of Love, so Joel and the Robots
improvise the opening segment. It's a little uncomfortable.
Invention:
Forrester invents the Cellular Desk, a portable desk that's
attached to him, and it's time for Frank's annual review. On the
SOL, Joel, Tom, and Crow mix up some of their Instant Karma—what
goes around comes around, but now you don't have to wait!
Segment 2:
The gang discovers new constellations, like the Ham Sandwich and
the New Christy Minstrels.
Segment 3:
Crow and Tom besiege Joel with questions about the Seventies'
singing group Hamilton, Joe Frank, & Reynolds. Are they a trio,
a duo, or a quartet???
Segment 4:
Crow presents his one-man tour de force Match Game,
Give 'Em
Hell, Blank!
Segment 5:
Crow and Servo talk about the beauty of having Amazon women
around. Two semi-retired Amazon moms visit the ship (played by
Bridget Jones and Mary Jo Pehl). In Deep l3, Frank is playing
around with Dr. F's portable desk and accidentally hits Dr. F in
the groinatological area.
Stinger:
Quoth Hercules, "Here's something out of a bad dream."
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