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Movie Summary  Movie: Warrior Of The Lost World:  The laconic and incoherent Warrior of the Lost World (the Paper Chase guy) is wrangled by Miss Persis Khambatta into saving her father from the grip of some post-apocalyptic meanies. Our warrior is assisted and out-acted by his supersonic speed cycle, Einstein. While rescuing Dad, Persis is accidentally left behind—thank you so very much, Warrior—and Dad and Warrior must go back to save her from evil bald overlord Donald Pleasence. Persis shows her gratitude to Warrior by not getting overtly queasy when Warrior kisses the hell out of her. — Mary Jo Pehl Host Segments  Prologue:  Servo attempts a normal introduction to the show which becomes exceedingly ponderous. Crow bugs him and Servo forces him to eat paper.  Invention:  The mad scientists introduce their fitness product, the Square Master, which utilizes nature's own gravity. On the Satellite of Love, it's candy hearts for grown-ups called Bittersweet Hearts (also an antacid), with sayings like "Get Out," "Still Mad," and "My Needs."  Segment 2:  Crow and Tom get slot cars. Crow races away, and Servo's won't budge, and when it finally does, he crashes.  Segment 3:  Servo introduces a sketch (a la Steve Allen) in which Joel and the 'Bots show what it would be like if the Warrior of the Lost World didn't have his driver's license when the apocalypse struck.  Segment 4:  Joel, Tom, and Crow discuss all the wonderful, funderful possibilities after the apocalypse—like playing stickball on I-94 or spinning doughnuts in the Taj Mahal.  Segment 5:  Joel, Crow, and Tom place a call to Megaweapon, who lives with his sister in Tampa. In Deep 13, Frank and Forrester discover the active lifestyle—a game of tennis, a light meal, then dancing!  Stinger:  Paper Chase guy looks pasty-faced. Reflections The movie had two golden highlights: At the end of the movie, the camera pans a bleacher full of people, and Servo riffs on every one of them. The glorious ending has a beefy-face Paper Chase guy laying a big wet one on Persis Khambatta in a kissing scene guaranteed to traumatize even the most hardened maker-outer. Of particular note is the show stopping song behind the kissing scene, "Aw Du Peepo Abba in Da Woooaa." — Mary Jo Pehl