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Movie Summary  Short: General Hospital:  It involves a person who likes a person but is married to another person, not to mention that the person who the person likes is engaged to yet another person. All the persons are upset about the situation, even though not a single person says anything.  Movie: Crash Of The Moons:  Crash of the Moons is another episode in the adventures of Rocky Jones, Space Ranger. Rocky and his cohorts Winky, Professor Newton, Vena, and Bobby try to evacuate the planet Ofecious before it collides with another planet. Queen Cleolanta, the ruler of Ofecious, would rather go down with her planet than leave. The other planet in the collision course is the home of Kwotanda and Bwavarro, and their son, the Little Prince. This movie features effects by someone's second-grade brother, and endless scenes of cutout rockets landing and taking off. — Mary Jo Pehl Host Segments  Prologue:  Servo tries his inoperable hands at macramé, and Crow sells Grit to keep kids like him off the street.  Invention:  Dr. Forrester invents Deep l3 Toothpaste, a chocolatey, sugar-frosted, candy-coated toothpaste. On the Satellite of Love, Joel, Tom, and Crow create the Rock 'N' Wreck guitar that you can destroy and reuse.  Segment 2:  Crow and Servo woo Gypsy with a rendition of the song "Gypsy Moons." Gypsy tells them she'd rather date Stacy Koons.  Segment 3:  Joel sends Banner-grams-featuring the most affable man who ever walked this earth, John Banner—to anywhere in the United States. Crow errs and sends a John Byner-gram.  Segment 4:  Crow writes a sci-fi teleplay. It's not exactly Earth Vs. Soup.  Segment 5:  John Banner visits the Satellite of Love, showering pleasant greetings to everyone! Joel sends a Banner-gram to Deep l3, much to the dismay of Dr. Forrester.  Stinger:  "Poopie." Reflections It is so klandinktu! This movie has the comment, "Everything you touch you destroy," a reference from Frank Conniff's actual life; his brother said that to him once. — Mary Jo Pehl