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Movie Summary  Movie: Tormented:  Two-timing jazz pianist Tom Stewart decides to drop his girlfriend Vi—from the top of a lighthouse, sort of by accident on purpose. Vi falls to her death and then becomes Miss Pesky Pants of the afterlife, haunting Tom and disrupting his wedding plans with his fiancée Meg. Vi continually chants, "Tom Stewart killed me!" Some guy who suspects Tom of foul play blackmails him, so a taunting visage of Vi provokes Tom into killing him. Unfortunately, the murder is witnessed by Meg's little sister, Sandy. When Tom discovers Sandy has seen the murder, he lures her to the top of the lighthouse and threatens her. Fortunately, what goes around comes around and when an enormous apparition of Vi suddenly looms before him, Tom falls into the rocky, crashing ocean below. Tom and Meg's wedding is postponed for the time being. — Mary Jo Pehl Host Segments  Prologue:  Servo and Crow have a fort in the ventilation duct and it's really cool—until Servo has to go to the bathroom.  Invention:  Joel has the Aunt Catherine Wheel, a See and Say that helps the user sort out relatives at a family reunion. Uncle Carl says, "Why don't you grab Uncle Carl another beer?" Deep 13 displays the Drinking Jacket, for the foppish lush. Not only does it have enormous pockets for the bottles, it's complete with cockroaches, rats, and the DTs.  Segment 2:  Joel gets stuck in the ceiling, and as he dangles there, Crow and Tom blackmail him.  Segment 3:  Joel and friends allow some of their least favorite singers to plummet from a lighthouse. Say goodbye to the effigies of Michael Bolton, Jonathan Edwards. and Lionel Ritchie.  Segment 4:  Crow's and Tom's disembodied heads accuse Joel of killing them.  Segment 5:  Joel, Tom, and Crow despair the bleakness of the movie, then sing a song about happy thoughts and good things. Frank also sings a happy song, and Forrester drops a grenade in front of him.  Stinger:  Vi's dismembered head chants, "Tom Stewart killed me!" Reflections You might notice that in Segment Five, Tom's head accidentally falls off, Joel puts it back on him, and the scene continues. When we wrote segment Three, each of us writers had at least half a million singers we wanted to see fall from the lighthouse, but only the best made it into the sketch. — Mary Jo Pehl