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Movie: Stranded In Space:
This pile of celluloid was originally a pilot for a series
called The Stranger. Astronaut Neil Stryker crash-lands
on Terra, a mirror image of Earth, where a brave new world
called the Perfect Order exists. Stryker's very presence is
perceived as dangerous and subversive to the Perfect Order: The
inhabitants of Terra fear he will bring other Earthlings to
infiltrate their planet. After breaking out of the hospital, a
pretty doctor begirlfriends Stryker and tries to help him get
back to Earth. And so, the perpetually beleaguered and grimacing
Neil Stryker wanders Terra, searching for a way to get back to
Earth.
— Kevin Murphy
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Prologue:
Joel has fashioned Tom and Crow into an at-home shooting
gallery, and while shooting Tom and Crow explains the premise of
the show.
Invention:
Joel and the Mads take turns with their inventions, a variety of
weapons which just have the 'bang" flag, like the "bang" Uzi,
harpoon gun, knife, nunchuks, and dynamite.
Segment 2:
Crow and Servo trade Toppers TV Trading Cards: Servo wants to
trade his entire Love Boat collection ("worth a ton")
for Crow's incomplete Columbo Villains & Name of
the Game season two cards.
Segment 3:
Tom makes cookies, Crow has a bad dream, and they discuss their
visions of Ward E. Crow's vision of Ward E is like when you
press down on the garbage to get more garbage in there, and some
icky, unknown substance squirts all over you.
Segment 4:
Joel is an evil overlord who, while cradling his pet turtle,
orders Crow and Servo to eliminate some television cops, like
Christie Love and Matt Houston.
Segment 5:
Crow and Joel try to pitch the movie as a series to television
executive Servo. Joel reads a letter and Servo considers Gil
Gerard and Lindsay Wagner to star in the letter. In Deep 13,
Forrester tries to offer Frank a promotion. Frank just doesn't
get it.
Stinger:
Stryker gets slapped, deservedly.
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