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Movie Summary  Movie: Moon Zero Two:  James Olson (who's done more Harry O episodes than David Janssen) plays Bill Kemp, an astronaut who salvages satellites for a living. He is hired by unlikable billionaire Hundred Per Cent Hubbard to retrieve a two-thousand-ton meteor that is made out of sapphire. Did I mention this all takes place on the moon! In the future! Our hero Kemp is wary of dealing with the morally shady Hubbard, but he does it anyway. Confusing what could have been a nice, predictable plot is a beautiful young woman who wants to find her brother, the moon miner. Moon mining is very common on the moon! In the future! Turns out her brother is quite dead, killed by claim jumpers. In the future! It all leads to futuristic intrigue on the moon! — Mike Nelson Host Segments  Prologue:  Joel explains the premise of the show.  Invention:  Joel has invented a food transporter for milk and cookies. The Mads peddle their celebrity toothpastes, who vomit all over your toothbrush.  Segment 2:  Joel, Crow and Servo do a very amateurish pageant celebrating the space program.  Segment 3:  Joel has the Robots come up with the new and different games that will be played in the future. Joel plays Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots with Crow and Servo.  Segment 4:  Crow and Servo argue about which woman is the best. Joel turns it into a zero-gravity fight.  Segment 5:  The Robots say a good thing and a bad thing about the movie and get a ram chip. Gypsy answers "Richard Basehart."  Stinger:  None. Reflections When compiling the writers' and performers' memories of Moon Zero Two, we discovered that not a single person had a single concrete memory to recall. Most doubted the authenticity of the program itself, even when confronted with the video proof that it was indeed made, by us! It should therefore be noted that while Moon Zero Two is, and probably shall continue to be listed as a Best Brains effort, it is considered by the staff to be a hoax. — Mike Nelson