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Movie Summary  Movie: The Million Eyes Of Su-Muru:  The film stars Shirly Eaton of "Goldfinger" fame as Su-Muru, a character based on a series of Sax Rohmer novels. Su-Muru rules a Palace of Pleasure...for Women! Su-Muru is also the leader of a band of beautiful man-hating Amazons intent on world domination. Her ingenious plan is to remove all of the men who are currently in power and replace them with her army of women; most of whom seem to be quite comfortable in skimpy bikinis or miniskirts, and who can all perform complex tasks such as break a man's neck with their thighs. Su-Muru herself also has a secret weapon; a device that can turn flesh into stone. Unfortunately, it's about as exciting as Frankie Avalon and George Nader in this movie as wisecracking, swinging secret agents who must stop Su-Muru. Most of the action centers on Nader, who has a testosterone problem and an amazing repertoire of bad one-liners and irritating pickup lines and it does not take long before Avalon has to team up with the Chinese secret service to rescue Nader from the clutches (and lips) of Su-Muru's Amazon army. Not a single Frankie Avalon song anywhere. Host Segments  Prologue:     Invention:     Segment 2:     Segment 3:     Segment 4:     Segment 5:     Stinger:    Reflections "The Million Eyes Of Su-Muru" has a very impressive list of alias titles: "The 1000 Eyes of Su-Muru," "Slave Girls Of Su-Muru," and our favorite, "Scantily Clad Women Threaten To Take Over The World." Like many of the finer MST3K movies, "The Million Eyes Of Su-Muru" raises several important questions such as: What is going on? Why didn't they write the script before shooting on the movie began? Why am I watching this? How do movies like this get made?