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"A Clown In The Sky"
Experiment 0303 - Pod People

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"A Clown In The Sky"
Song Lyrics


(spoken)
Well, guys, looks like it's time to pack it all in again.

- Joel Robinson

(spoken)
Yeah. We are the stuff dreams are made of.

- Crow T. Robot

(spoken)
Oh, that's beautiful, Crow! Shakespeare?

- Tom Servo

(spoken)
Uh, no. Burma Shave, act—

- Crow T. Robot

(spoken)
Oh, well I—huh?

- Tom Servo

(spoken)
(as he takes Crow apart) You know, guys, it always hurts—

- Joel Robinson

(spoken)
Ow!

- Crow T. Robot

(spoken)
—to close it all up—

- Joel Robinson

(spoken)
Yeah.

- Tom Servo

(spoken)
—strike the set—

- Joel Robinson

(spoken)
Ow! Geez!

- Crow T. Robot

(spoken)
—wipe off the grease paint—

- Joel Robinson

(spoken)
Yeah.

- Tom Servo

(spoken)
—uh, napkin up the blood and entrails—

- Joel Robinson

(spoken)
Ouch!

- Crow T. Robot

(spoken)
—and move on to another town.

- Joel Robinson

(spoken)
Uh, oh. I smell a song.

- Crow T. Robot

(spoken)
Mmmm hmmm.

- Tom Servo

Tell me where does all the magic go—

- Joel Robinson

(in background) Ooooo!

- Tom Servo

When the curtain falls to end the show?
Do the clowns always cry
When they pack up the paper sky,
When the Champaign is being poured,

(Servo provides harmony)

And the lock is on the old stage door?

(Servo ends harmony)

Will there still be a clown in the sky—for—me?

- Joel Robinson

(spoken)
Oh, boo hoo hoo hoo! Oh, Joel!

- Tom Servo

(spoken)
Don't worry, buddy, there'll be other experiments.

- Joel Robinson

(spoken)
You really think so, Mister?

- Tom Servo

(spoken)
Yeah. Take a verse. It'll cheer you up.

- Joel Robinson

(spoken)
Okay.

(sings in Anthony Newly voice)
When the harlequin is on the bed
And the whiskey haze surrounds his head,
William Holden's coming over and he's got a fifth or two—

- Tom Servo

(spoken)
Uh, Servo, if you don't stop doing your Anthony Newly, I'm gonna throw you against the wall.

- Joel Robinson

(spoken)
He'll do it, too.

- Crow T. Robot

Will there still be a clown in the sky—

- Joel Robinson

Help us out, Crow!

- Tom Servo

Still be a clown in the sky—

- Tom Servo, Crow T. Robot, and Joel Robinson

Take it home, Joel!

- Tom Servo

Tell me, where is that clown in the sky—for me?

(spoken)
I love you, Tom Servo.

- Joel Robinson

(spoken)
I love you, Joel.

- Tom Servo

(spoken)
I love you, Crow.

- Joel Robinson

(spoken)
You're not my real father!

- Crow T. Robot

(spoken)
What do you think, sirs?

- Joel Robinson

       
 
 
  
 
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