"Tibby, Oh Tibby" Experiment 0302 - Gamera This web site requires use of the Macromedia Flash software for this feature.

"Tibby, Oh Tibby" Song Lyrics (Servo talks to a toy turtle in a fishbowl. The bowl spins on a record player on the SOL desk.) (spoken) More fish flakes, sweet friend? (Lights dim, Servo sings) Oh, Tibby. My Tibby, my heart is a mess. I don't have a protective shell over my chest. So people can HURT me with the cruel things they dooo! Yet somehow, sweet Tibby, I know you hurt, too. Oh, Tibby. My Tibby, reality's hard. So Tibby, let's play in the yaaaaaaard! Oooooooh, Tibby! Oh, Tibby! (Crow enters) He runs like the wind. A couple of inches—aha!— and then back again! Oooh-doh-doooh. - Tom Servo (spoken) Uh, may I take a verse? - Crow T. Robot Oooo-doo-doooo. (spoken) Well, if you feel it, Crow. - Tom Servo (spoken) Oh, I—do. Ahem! - Crow T. Robot (spoken) Well, Crow. Then by all means. Join me, won't you? - Tom Servo (spoken) 5, 6, 7, 8. (sings) Tippyyyy—! - Crow T. Robot (spoken) It's TIBBY! TIBBY! - Tom Servo (spoken) Oh, sorry. Sorry. Sorry. (sings) I love you my fine lit-tle fellaaa! Even though you gave the whole fam-i-ly salmonellaaa! (Lights rise, music stops, Joel enters) - Crow T. Robot (spoken) No! No! It's not their fault! - Tom Servo (spoken) Hee hee hee hee! - Crow T. Robot (spoken) It isn't their fault! Crow, you take everything good and—! You rip my heart out!!! (sobs) - Tom Servo (spoken) Geez, I'm—I'm sorry. - Crow T. Robot (spoken) C'mon, Crow, let him finish his song. - Joel Robinson (spoken) Oh, okay. - Crow T. Robot (spoken) Go ahead, Tom. - Joel Robinson (spoken) It's just a stupid ol' turtle. - Crow T. Robot (spoken) Go ahead, Tom. (Servo stops crying, lights dim, spotlight on Tibby) - Joel Robinson (spoken) Thank you, Cambot. (music begins) Tibby. My Tibby, your blood may be cold, but I know that your heart burns as hot as a coal! It burns with the love only turtles can feel! Tibby--! (spoken) Is our love real? My Tibby, I'll never let the dog nose around your bowl, but you know that don't you? I can see it in your beady, little eyes! If you high-center on your rock, Tibby, I'll be there to help you down! (sings) The toilet's not your fate, friend! You'll always run freeeeeee! Tibby—! Long as you have meeeeeeeeeeee! (music ends) - Tom Servo (spoken) Do you realize a robot just sang a love song to a turtle? - Crow T. Robot (spoken) That was really good, Tom. - Joel Robinson (spoken) (sobs) Thank you. - Tom Servo