"Godzilla Genealogy Bop" Experiment 0213 - Godzilla Vs. The Sea Monster This web site requires use of the Macromedia Flash software for this feature.

"Godzilla Genealogy Bop" Song Lyrics (spoken) I'm confused. Uh, Just who is this Godzilla guy? - Crow T. Robot (spoken) Yes, wise one. Please, teach us. - Tom Servo (spoken) I don't know if you're ready for this. - Joel Robinson (spoken) (At same time as Crow) Oh, please Mr. Joel. Please! Come on. Please! Please! Please! Please! Please! - Tom Servo (spoken) (At same time as Servo) Oh, please! Please! Pleeeeease! - Crow T. Robot (spoken) Okay, my little robot friends, but we only pass this way once. This is called the "Godzilla Geneaology Bop." Would you hit it, Professor Cambot? (music starts) - Joel Robinson In order to know Godzilla, we've got to look into his past. - Joel Robinson You know studying genealogy is gonna be a blast. - Crow T. Robot Ah, you've got it little robot pal, we're swinging into high. - Joel Robinson Come on, let's cut to the chase you couple of geeks, and get to the family tree! - Tom Servo Huh? - Crow T. Robot Well, it started with a nuclear blast and pets that were released. - Joel Robinson Oh, like— - Tom Servo —baby alligators and other nasty beasts? - Tom Servo and Crow T. Robot Right. The fusion reaction caused them to grow a thousand times their size. - Joel Robinson Oh. - Tom Servo Well, that explains Godzilla's attractive tail and thunderous thighs! - Crow T. Robot Right. - Joel Robinson Ah! - Tom Servo Now you're getting it little buddy— - Joel Robinson Ah! - Crow T. Robot —but now we must move on. - Joel Robinson Uh huh. - Tom Servo Godzilla's not the only one to benefit from the A-bomb. - Joel Robinson Yeah. Look, there's Aunty Ness from Scotland's Loch, they married in the spring. And their first-born was Godzookie, and now we begin to sing! (in background) Bop be du-bop! Be du-bidie du be du bop.... (you got the picture....) - Tom Servo Godzookie went to Hollywood, an agent to the stars. He had an affair with Lorna Lufts and smoked a big cigar. - Crow T. Robot And outta the lust of the love affair Rob Pearlman resulted. - Tom Servo Huh! - Crow T. Robot You know, surgery was considered for him, but nobody was consulted! Oh, I did it again. - Joel Robinson Then Ron met Yoko Ono, and they began to spawn a couple of hundred horrible things as green as forest lawn. - Crow T. Robot There they are: there's Kermit the Frog, the Swamp Thing, Hulk, and Earnest Borgnine too! - Tom Servo But Earnest Borgnine isn't green! - Crow T. Robot Well you put him on a boat and he is! - Tom Servo WHAT?! - Crow T. Robot and Joel Robinson Hey! Who's that at the bottom, a-wallowin' in his shame? - Tom Servo Oh, that's just Steve Guttenberg of Police Academy fame. - Crow T. Robot Huh. - Tom Servo To wrap it up, the worst mutation... - Joel Robinson No, you don't suppose?! - Crow T. Robot Oh yes it is, the horror of horrors— - Tom Servo —Karl Malden's nose! - Tom Servo, Crow T. Robot, and Joel Robinson Ohhhh nooooo! - Tom Servo and Crow T. Robot