Servo:
(spoken)
Aye, yii, yii, yiiii.
Crow:
(spoken)
Joel, I hate movies where the men wear shorter skirts than the
women.
Servo:
(spoken)
Boy, don't you know it. I can just imagine a common scene from
the days of Ancient Greece: "Oh, hi, Hercules, have a seat!
Noooo-Nooooo-Ooooo-Ooooo!"
Joel:
(spoken)
You are so right little itty buddy. Hey Cambot, cue up the
music. That's why we've put together a little musical
presentation honoring one of our favorite garments. It's a
little thing we like to call: PANTS!
Servo:
Pants!
Crow:
Pants!
Crow and Servo:
Sing all praises of pants!
Joel:
Nothing better shows my taste, than what I wear below my waist!
Servo:
Say! Pants! Hoo hoo!
Crow:
Pants!
Crow and Servo:
Sing all praises of pants!
Servo:
They help me suck in my gut...They always cover up my butt! Huh?
Servo:
Pants!
Crow:
Pants!
Joel, Crow and Servo:
Sing all praises of pants!
Crow:
Wear them and you're a cool guy, as long as you zip up your fly!
Servo:
Zip!
Pants!
Servo:
Pants!
Servo and Crow:
Sing all praises of pants!
Joel:
(spoken)
That's right ladies and gentlemen! Consider the PANT! You know,
the Pants Association urges you to wear your pants at least
three times a day!
Crow:
(spoken)
The great men of our time have all worn pants! Roosevelt,
Churchill, DeGualle, Ghandi...Well...well, almost all of them!
Servo:
(spoken)
Dolphins! One of the smartest mammals on earth.
Do they wear pants? NO! But they wish they did!
That's how smart they are!
Joel:
What keeps our legs all warm and hot?
Joel, Crow and Servo:
Pants!
Crow:
What prevents a buffalo shot?
Joel, Crow and Servo:
Pants!
Servo:
What do they got that I ain't got?
Joel, Crow and Servo:
Pants!
Servo:
Well, you can say that again...Huh?
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