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Castle Forrester.com Original Content ® 2011 Mystery Science Theater 3000 ® Best Brains Inc. All Other Imagery And Information ® Its Respective Owner Or Else Public Domain. Best Brains Inc. Does Not Maintain This Web Site, Nor Is It Responsible For This Web Site's Content. |
In the not-too-distant future
Somewhere in time and space,
Mike Nelson and his robot pals
Are caught in a nasty place.
They try to survive the wrath of Pearl,
Just an evil gal who wants to rule the world.
From her castle below, she sets her sights above,
Just to torture all the captives
On the Satellite Of Love. (Get me down!)
I'll send him cheesy movies,
The worst I can find (la-la-la).
He'll have to sit and watch them all,
And I'll monitor his mind (la-la-la).
Now keep in mind Mike can't control
Where the movies begin or end (la-la-la)
He'll try to keep his sanity
With the help of his robot friends.
Robot Roll Call:
Cambot! (You're on!)
Gypsy! (Oh, my stars!)
Tom Servo! (Check me out!)
Croooow! (I'm different!)
If you're wondering how he eats and breathes
And other science facts (la la la),
Just repeat to yourself, "It's just a show,
I should really just relax
For Mystery Science Theater 3000!"
Lyrics: The Brains
Music: Charles Erickson And Joel Hodgson
Sung by: Mike Nelson (Michael J. Nelson) and Pearl Forrester (Mary Jo Pehl)