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Castle Forrester.com Original Content ® 2011 Mystery Science Theater 3000 ® Best Brains Inc. All Other Imagery And Information ® Its Respective Owner Or Else Public Domain. Best Brains Inc. Does Not Maintain This Web Site, Nor Is It Responsible For This Web Site's Content. |
In the not-too-distant future
Somewhere in time and space,
Mike Nelson and his robot pals
Are caught in an endless chase.
Pursued by a woman whose name is Pearl,
An evil gal who wants to rule the world.
She threw a few things in her purse,
And in her rocketship she hunts him
All across the universe. (I'll get you!)
I'll send him cheesy movies,
The worst I can find (la-la-la).
He'll have to sit and watch them all,
And I'll monitor his mind (la-la-la).
Now keep in mind Mike can't control
Where the movies begin or end (la-la-la)
He'll try to keep his sanity
With the help of his robot friends.
Robot Roll Call:
Cambot! (You're on!)
Gypsy! (Oh, my stars!)
Tom Servo! (Check me out!)
Croooow! (I'm different!)
If you're wondering how he eats and breathes
And other science facts (la la la),
Just repeat to yourself, "It's just a show,
I should really just relax
For Mystery Science Theater 3000!"
Lyrics: The Brains
Music: Charles Erickson And Joel Hodgson
Sung by: Mike Nelson (Michael J. Nelson) and Pearl Forrester (Mary Jo Pehl)