"Theme Song Version 0" Season  0 (KTMA) This web site requires use of the Macromedia Flash software for this feature.

"Theme Song Version 0" Song Lyrics In the not-too-distant future Next Sunday, A.D. There was a guy named Joel, Not too different than you or me. He worked in a satellite loading bay, Just polishing switches to pay his way; He did his job well with a cheerful face, But his bosses didn't like him So they shot him into space. We'll send him cheesy movies, The worst ever made. Joel says when you got lemons, You make lemonade. Now keep in mind he can't control When the movies begin or end, Because he used the extra parts To make his robot friends. Robot Roll Call: Cambot! Servo! Gypsy! Croooow! If you're wondering how he eats and breathes And other science facts, Just repeat to yourself, "It's just a show, I should really just relax For Mystery Science Theater 3000!" Lyrics: Joel Hodgson And Josh Weinstein Music: Charles Erickson And Joel Hodgson Sung by: Joel And The Joels (Joel Hodgson)